And now for something completely different…

Who used to say that?!? Excuse me while I google that catch phrase.

Damn. Of course. Monty python. Doh!! (Simpson’s 😊)

So after I posted my last blog I checked back to see what the previous one had been about. There was some repetition there which happens when a month passes between posts.

So odds and ends again today. Poor Fuzz-Butt aka Luther has had a bit of a traumatic fall. He’s really a lover not a fighter and gets into scraps with the resident spooky wild cat. He came home recently with his ear torn to shreds. He’s a big cat. Even in play he hurts us unintentionally. My daughter wrapped him in a towel to staunch the flow just in case he objected. But he doesn’t look too upset does he?? In fact he purred through the whole process. Then several days later an abscess popped up on his lip. See how the one side of his face is all swollen. Poor pussy cat. We just scruffed him to have a closer look–while he looks somewhat demonic and uncomfortable, he didn’t fight or fuss. It was a huge abscess but it hadn’t come to a head yet. Several days later though it burst and he came up to the door dripping pus. I cleaned him up and he healed quite nicely. His list of monikers grows, like a Tolkien character– Fuzz-Butt, Luther, Pus-head and Scarface. I have no idea where he came from. I suspect someone dumped him out in the country when he outgrew his kitten stage. I’m just grateful he showed up here and not at some of the cat hating neighbours.

Last weekend we made our annual pilgrimage down to the river. The colours are beautiful. The day was perfectly calm. It’s short trek from the parking lot down under the old bridge to the water. The river was really high this fall. Quite unusual but there’s been heavy rains upstream. It was a deepish crossing and the flow was faster than I liked. I stepped off a point and immediately sank to my knees in unstable sand (quicksand) and fell to my hands and knees to crawl back out. That scared me into staying put while my fearless daughter and her boyfriend carried on down the river. He’d never done a river walk and she wanted to show him the massive river clams and crayfish that abound in the river. It was such a beautiful day!!I amused myself by finding crayfish claws while the kids explored. The clams remained elusive, I think the water was too high but it wasn’t for lack of searching. The claws turn blue after death–seagulls make quick work of the rest of the crayfish. There are people who collect them to eat, just a tiny nugget of flesh in the tail but wild foraged food always tastes great.

My daughter and I headed out on a road recently. We took the back road and this beautiful hawk was putting on a show just in front of us, flying from post to road and back just in front of the truck. It’s hard to believe it’s the middle of September without a killing frost. This time last year I was digging my tomatoes out from under a foot of snow!! I’m sitting on the deck, in the sun, with my coffee as the geese are flying overhead. The ladybugs are feasting on the aphids infesting my dill, but they’ve got to eat too right?

The Virginia Creeper has turned scarlet. There are all kinds of dire prophecies of snow in the near future–of course there are, it’s September in Canada. But for now, it’s calm, the sun is hot, and it’s a beautiful day. It’s time to go uncover the garden (frost warning the past couple nights). The tomatoes, peppers and cucumbers are still going strong. This is the view from the deck!! Life is good 😊

Like a squirrel

I love fall. My favourite season. New box of crayons. New pencils. A fresh page.

I’m energized by fall. The harvesting of the garden. Filling the pantry. My happy place.

I’ve been home now for a month and have not been too ambitious. My daughter did such a fantastic job of the yard and garden, (I’m so proud of her!!) combined with a dry spell meant I hadn’t had to break out the mower. The weeds were under control in the garden and I could get on with fun things. My sister had tomatoes to use so we made up a couple batches of salsa. My cucumbers are crazy this year so I’ve made spicy bread and butter pickles (a couple batches) and some million dollar pickles. The Rescue Crabapple tree I planted, same variety as my mother’s, produced a respectable amount of lovely apples so I made apple jelly. Not happy with just these few jars, my sister and I went to my nephew’s house and picked a few more pails. So much fruit is wasted. People like the idea of fruit trees but either lack the know-how, the time or ambition to actually use the fruit. I filled up quite a few pails, not all for me. The animals love the apples so we picked all the windfalls and everything on the trees we could reach without a ladder. The ponies, goats, pig and chickens will have appley treats for the next few weeks. And I canned a few jars of whole apples in syrup. My mother used to do this and it was my father’s favourite dessert. We found time to celebrate my sisters birthday at a Chinese restaurant in a small town about an hour away from us. It was a lovely drive thru the country and a fabulous meal. My sis is too shy for a photo here (even though I did get a very nice one of her) but I’ll just show you the particularly apt tea cup she got (the diner is filled with mismatched tables and chairs and garage sale mugs, which only add to the charm, and the food is superb!!)The garden is bursting with lovely produce. Cucumbers, beans, carrots, tomatoes and pumpkins. My onions are drying, not a great harvest this year as the dill was so thick, it took over the onion rows. There’s a few volunteer nicotina, flowering tobacco, hidden in the dill. I try to make a large meal on Sundays for my son and whichever other family members want to come. Last Sunday was chicken, creamed garden veggies, and oven roasted potatoes. All produced right here on the farm. And, finally, the corn is ready. It’s been such a strange year. Thankfully, now the middle of September, we haven’t had frost yet but it could happen anytime. I only had three rows of corn, and not the variety I like. For some reason the one I prefer was unavailable. Another reason to learn how to save seed. But what I did plant has produced large sweet ears and it’s all going into the freezer as creamed corn. I’m back driving bus and had occasion to drive thru my favourite valley. The light was just right so I had to stop for a photo. Well, I’d best make a move. I have two more rows of corn to get thru.

Final tally

So I’ve been home now just over a week. I have emptied out the back of the truck and have ever so slowly been chipping away at emptying out Floyd. I’m extremely lazy and really have done little more than rumble through the garden and sit on the deck watching the hummingbirds at the feeder. The first day I was home the poor little thing was licking the dust out of the bottom of the feeder. I quickly mixed up a batch of syrup and scrubbed all the dead ants out and I swear the hummers haven’t stopped slurping it down. I had to refill yesterday.

But I haven’t been completely idle. My sister had a few gallons of ripe tomatoes so we made up a small batch of salsa. I’ve picked a pailful of raspberries and strawberries to put in the freezer for jam. I’ve dug a few hills of potatoes for our fall feast of poutine–very scrummy and fried some zucchini for my son, with a juicy bowl of tabbouleh on the side. I picked all my crabapples off my own tree and made ten lovely jars of jelly.

My daughter has done such a fantastic job of weeding the garden and yard maintenance that she’s left me with very little to do but recover from my journey.

I have done the final tally of kilometres driven. I’m embarrassed at the number and have repeatedly done the math. It’s always the same!! A grand total of 16,808 kilometres!! Is that even possible?!? I haven’t had anyone look at the numbers. I’m sure I’ve made some sort of an error but there’s a start number and a stop number and basic subtraction I learned in grade two. It must be right.

So for now I’m slowly getting back into the routine of chores and filling the pantry. I’m loving my deck and have sat out there thru half a dozen books already, stopping every few chapters to watch the hummers’. They’ll be heading off soon where ever they go for the winter, but at least they’ll have a full belly.

Time for me to go do chores. It’s nice to be home. 😊

Home again

I rolled in this morning around 2am. Showered and flipped thru the mail, then passed out till 6am. An afternoon nap is looking pretty good.

So after all my fussing yesterday about gas, when I left the campground (early!!) the station was buried under semi’s and that poor Korean family was still there. Didn’t look like they had moved. I just drove by and took my chance getting into Ignace. Fuel at Uppsala was $1.499?!? So I thought it must be cheaper in Ignace. It was. $1.389. Not much difference. And then I drove. And drove. And drove some more.

Before I knew it I was in Manitoba. Fuel in Winnipeg was $1.069. Almost $.50 a litre difference. Wow.

At Yorkton I contemplated stopping for the night but that just seemed silly. Traffic was really light. The bugs splatting the windshield were the worst hazard. I again thought about stopping just out of Saskatoon but the pull of home was strong. The construction by the Borden bridge was nasty but anyway, made it safe and sound.

Everything looks great at home. I’m always amazed at how BIG everything is when I come home. The yard is big, the porch is big, all the rooms in the house are bigger than I remember. I have to unpack Floyd and do laundry but I have all week. I may just have that snooze 😊

Last night camping (hopefully)

So here I am in Uppsala. I came thru here last month. I remember thinking how far I’d come. Ha!! I’m hoping to make it home tomorrow. 1546 k. Sixteen hours driving but I know I won’t have to look for a place to camp. I’d actually hoped to be a couple hours further down the road but there’s a few points where gas service is practically none existent. Like about two hours either side of Uppsala. I had filled at the station going thru. It’s where I had lunch and that wonderful butter tart. But tonight it was closed. There was a Korean family there looking for gas too. I’m not sure what they did. I had passed a nice little campground before the gas station and I thought, I should stay there. But then I thought how long the drive will be tomorrow, so I should fuel and keep going another hour or two. In the end I had to turn around and come back to it.

Now this morning I left Pancake Bay. I knew I needed gas but there just wasn’t any stations. So I kept driving and driving. OMG then I got into this damn National Park. And no gas stations. Then my gas light come on. Piss damn fart. What to do?!? I just kept driving slow and steady. I passed a sign that said Wawa 60k. I’ll never make it I thought. Up steep hills. Coast down the other side. Ad infinitum. I’ll never make it.

I must seriously have been on fumes. There was Wawa. Look, a gas station. I’m just about to pull off–shit, it’s all boarded up. Come on Betsy you can do it.!! Then a bit farther. YES!! A gas station. OMG will that damn truck never move?!? But at least if I ran out a few of us could push the truck to the pump. How much a litre?!? $1.369?? So I took 30l thinking there must be another station in town that doesn’t gouge idiots like me who come out of the National Park on empty. Yes there was. One cent less 😳

I stopped for lunch at the tourist info place. They had lots of grass and picnic tables but there was some kind of event happening across the highway with screaming engines. So we didn’t stay long. I did try one of the butter tarts I got yesterday at the French bakery. It wasn’t so much a butter tart as it was a tart au sucre with raisins. Chock full of raisins, just the way I like, but the crust was too short and the filling too sweet. There was no vinegar or lemon juice to act as a foil for the sweetness. I am actually surprised at how few butter tarts I ran into in the maritimes. I thought they’d be everywhere but maybe it’s just an Ontario thing. And a prairie thing.

So anyway, lots of driving today. And still less kilometres than my first day. It would have been nice to get a couple hundred more over with this evening but it just wasn’t going to happen. I could have tried my luck but running out a fuel at 10 in the morning on a fairly well traveled highway isn’t the same as running out at 10 pm, in the dark with one tail light missing.

My little campground is quite nice. On a little lake. There’s a group of guys watching sports with a tv in the back of a van and all their chairs pulled up around the back of it. I walked the dog around and they all shouted hello and made small talk. A father and son duo were out walking their dogs too, a husky and a little pug cross and we all stood around visiting for a bit. But the mozzies were coming out and I want to get an early start. They all seem to think the gas station will be open in the morning. I sure hope so. Good night.

Sign language

So yesterday I was beat. Going thru Montreal had me in knots but as I said, the route change was awesome and not as stressful and certainly less damaging.

I meant to post a bit about different signage along the way but as I’m the driver and not the passenger I can’t take pictures. Thankfully google takes pictures and I’ve borrowed a few from him (them?) (it?).

I first wanted to show the great Gaelic signs in Nova Scotia. Gaelic is a real thing in Cape Breton especially and as I did my tour round the island I saw the Gaelic university at St Anne’s, and there’s a second one at Antigonish, where according to Mr Google you can take a four year degree in Gaelic!!

I was also amazed at how many French communities there are all over the Maritimes, and also into Ontario. I stopped in Sturgeon Falls and everyone spoke French as their first language. I found a great bakery, and stopped at the grocery store too for picnic things, and French was the first language spoken. I talked to the cashier about it and she said everyone was bilingual here but that just up the road, the next community was very English!!

Then driving back thru Quebec, just at Rigaud, there was this sign. This is of course a sign for a nudist or naturalist area but I don’t think I’ve ever seen it in Western Canada. But I was just listening to CBC and a naturalist/nudist beach in BC is celebrating their 75 anniversary this year so perhaps this sign also appears there. I’ve never seen it before.

So anyway, I didn’t quite make as many kilometres today. I’m not sure why. Yesterday there were so many traffic delays and today none. I didn’t really stop anymore today than yesterday yet I’m about 150k short today. Yesterday I stayed just outside of Ottawa and the lady there said I could just park outside the gate for free as they were closed for the night and I could still use the bathroom. Excellent. I had a quick get away and in Arnprior I ducked into a Tim Horton’s as I didn’t make coffee and found to my horror I couldn’t get out. But two different gentlemen stopped and encouraged me to just go thru the drive thru, swing wide and I would make it. People are so kind. I’ve always given people from Ontario the old stink eye because abroad, they have really been mostly assholes. But here, at home, they are the kindest friendliest people.

So now I’m at Pancake Bay Provincial Park. It’s a huge park but very pretty and inspite of the numbers, my site is very private. Right on Lake Superior. So I had a little snort of Jager, I wish I’d had a bit of a heavier hand pouring but I’m not getting up for more now so I guess I’ll go to bed. Good night.

Short and sweet

I’m in Ontario now for the night. Drove right thru Quebec. Someday I’d like to properly visit Quebec.

Highway 30 around Montreal was perfect. Thru some agricultural land and mostly small business district on excellent pavement. Cost me a whopping $3.10 toll. Some big trucks but mostly small cars. Traffic delays so reduced speeds. Why do most of the big trucks go thru the centre of town??

Rain all day off and on. But clear now and time for bed. Night.

Homeward bound

So I gave myself a stern talking to this morning and come to the same conclusion as yesterday. Time to go home. Even though I probably won’t be back out this way again and I haven’t seen everything I wanted to, I just can’t do it. I headed out early this morning intending to take my time and stop and see a few things but once I was on the road I just couldn’t stop. But the country I was driving thru different and definitely off the beaten track which I liked. I stopped a couple hours in for something to eat. I picked up some Chinese, as I just happen to be reading Chop Suey Nation, and I’d seen a really cute ad for a Chinese restaurant way back where the road split. Can you make out the sign? It says Pats Board-wok. Very cute!! As I was waiting, I did a walk around and noticed this!!OMG where did my light lens go?? These things cannot be replaced unless you get one from another camper. They just don’t make them anymore. I know it was there this morning cause I did a light check before hitting the road. Of course that brake light doesn’t work all the time but the signal does, and the lens was definitely there. And now it’s not. I’m so pissed off.

Anyway I pulled into the nearby provincial park to eat my lunch and check out the five islands. Yup there were five. And then to carried on. I stopped at one little place that looked like it had a tourist info place but there wasn’t really an office, just some pamphlets. But this was in the park. I thought it was horrifyingly ugly and really politically incorrect but it’s standing right there. The name of the road I was on was the Glooscap Trail. This guy was supposed to be Glooscap. I finally made it to the Joggins Fossil Cliff Center. There was a tour so I decided to take it. But my heart wasn’t really in it. I wanted to go. But we walked down to the beach and saw the embedded fossils, looked for some of our own which we were not allowed to remove and try not to get crushed by the cliffs falls or swallowed by the tides, which are the highest of any place in the world. This area is three hundred million years old so most of the fossils are plants and small invertebrates like lizards etc.

Back on the road and I put on another 350k before stopping in Woodstock New Brunswick for the night. I just wanted a place to park for the night and the lady in charge parked me on the grass across from the washrooms. Sweet. I’ll be ready to go first thing in the morning. Might make it thru Quebec tomorrow. Night.

That’s it that’s all

It was darn cold last night. I had to get up and put another blanket on. And then the damn crows, or whatever birds they were, were on top of Floyd at 4:30 this morning having a party. I made coffee and headed into town. It was a half hour drive and I’m really glad I didn’t do it yesterday, once was enough. Halifax is a gorgeous city but as an old harbour town it was just like St. John’s. Lots of one way streets and steep hills. The houses are so beautiful. I really wish there was a bus tour that drove people all around the old sections. Being a passenger taking pictures is my idea of fun!!

I found a nice shady place to park, walking distance from the first museum I wanted to see, the Maritime Museum of the Atlantic. I got there just as it opened and wandered around. There was a fellow building model shops in an exposed workshop so you could watch. Then a history of the very many ship wrecks around the maritimes. This man won the Victoria Cross. And they buried him in an unmarked grave. I went thru the exhibit on the Halifax explosion. Two ships, one a heavily laden munitions ship, collided in the harbour. When the ship blew half an hour later it destroyed everything in its path. The subsequent fires destroyed the rest. There’s a really good book recently published, written by Ken Cuthbertson. The Halifax Explosion- Canada’s greatest disaster. Like many disasters there was a randomness to who survived and who did not. There were many pieces of debris displayed, heavy thick pieces of metal twisted up and thrown many kilometres away. Several watches too, showing the exact time of the explosion, 9:05 in the morning of December 6, 1917. Many people were standing at their windows watching the ships burn, and were blinded by the flying glass when the shock wave hit.

Upstairs was the Titanic exhibit. But there really wasn’t much. There was a tour group upstairs and it was just too crowded for me. I went to check on Marty and we just went for a walk down the boardwalk. Chairs were thoughtfully placed for people to relax in so we just sat and watched Theodore tug boat go up and down the harbour. As we walked we saw a man come onto the pier with a falcon. At the sight of the big bird the gulls all took off. This is part of a program to keep the gulls from pooping all over the pier. There was also a tall ship at the dock. But then it was time to go. I wanted to go see the graves of the Titanic victims. Halifax was the nearest port and many bodies and survivors were brought there before they returned home. About 150 bodies, most unidentified, were buried in Halifax. The Whitestar line paid for tombstones, many of which just carried a number, and names were added later, if and when they were discovered. The unknown child was identified by DNA much later and his name added to his memorial. He was the first body recovered and the only child. His shoes were saved and were on display in the museum. Bruce Ismay, of course, survived the sinking and probably with a fair bit of guilt wrote the above tribute to one of his favourite staff members who went down with the ship. Many unidentifiable victims of the Halifax explosion are also buried in the same cemetery. Now I was hungry. It’s always a challenge trying to find a place to eat and wondering if it’s going to be any good or not. But as I was driving by I spotted this restaurant all by itself in a bit of a residential area and I said why not. And it was very good. Green curry mussels with a cream ale. Good to the last drop. Now this morning I had wanted to see Pier 21 but I just couldn’t face all those people. So we went for a drive instead. I’d just heard a radio program about places that were victims of their own success. For example a poppy field in California that was a popular destination till it was closed due to too many people trampling the flowers. Then Justin Bieber made a music video in a particular canyon in Iceland and that too had to be closed to the public because all those feet were damaging the soil and plants. And so it was with Peggie’s Cove. I thought I would just drive out and see what all the fuss was about. Well that was it. I snapped. I cannot take all these people anymore. To say it was crowded would be an understatement. It was wall to wall with buses and huge motor homes and cars parked everywhere. It was just so depressing. How do the locals stand it?? People still live there!! I couldn’t do it. So I drove back to the campsite and studied my map. I’m heading home tomorrow. I think I should be home in a week. Then I can have a vacation from my vacation 😊